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The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

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murauders:

Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.

For a second I read that as fantastic breasts and… I think I need a nap.

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I dyed my soul away. Pretty happy being coppercurls.

I dyed my soul away. Pretty happy being coppercurls.

In the spirit of the ‘siblings of tumblr’ post, I hereby embarrass my little brother.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

… I have to embarrass by brother now.
BRB, posting video

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You know, considering how Stormwings don’t have hands, I’ve always wondered how exactly Rikash managed to wear his hair in braids…

Maura. Maura totally braided his hair for him ALL the time.

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klinfield:

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butfirstbreakfast:

thewhoviantheatregeek:

DEAR EMMA WATSON
Where was MY right to decide what to do with my body? It wasn’t in the room where my parents paid a doctor to cut the skin off my penis when I was a mere minutes old!!
I bet your clit and vulva are still intact.
Tell me again how oppressed you are by this patriarchy?

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek
Please do not belittle female circumcision by comparing it to male circumcision. 
Male circumcision is not done to oppress men or destroy their sexuality but for either religious or health reasons. Removing the foreskin does not prevent sex, or damage the penis. You were not genetically mutilated.
Female circumcision involves removing the clitoris, or the vulva, sometimes it involves cutting the inside of the vagina and sowing it shut so that it heals over. Sometimes all of the above. It is oppressive, it is always painful and often fatal, and is still practised in many countries around the world with the goal of oppressing women under extreme patriarchal regimes.
Emma Watson may not suffer from those regimes directly in the way you’re referring to, but she spoke very frankly about how she has had a very privileged life. She is using that privilege to stand up for those who are not as fortunate. 
Tell me again how you are helping by making it about you?



People like this are honestly so awful lmao.

GENETICALLY mutilated?  BWAhahahahaha!  Possibly physically mutilated; sure I’d agree (and it’s why I didn’t do it to my son).  It serves little purpose, besides a religious one (and it’s a religion we don’t belong to, so).  He’d do better to be an advocate for the anti-circumcision movement - maybe.  
Worst thing I’ve ever seen on television was a documentary of an 11-year old girl being circumcised with a pair of scissors while held down by her uncles. And then they dropped her on her feet, told her to go away and her grandmother slapped her for crying.  UTTERLY HORRIFYING. I (obviously) still remember it to this day.  

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek,
Yes, your GENITAL (not genetical) mutilation horrible. I agree. I actually had this conversation with my partner about this and we both agreed that circumcision in general is a bad idea and while we want to be sensitive to other people’s faith, mutilation of a child’s body goes a bit far beyond what we can excuse due to respecting the practices of faith.But could you please link me to a source which shows exactly where Emma Watson said she thinks circumcision isn’t important? I don’t recall her ever bringing the issue up. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but if it did, can you show me?The UN speech we’re all talking about was about how both women AND men suffer under the patriarchy and how she strongly believes that things need to change so that both men and women are free from judgement due to gender norms and expected behaviours that harm everyone, not just women.A large part of her speech was talking about how she wants to support men who are harmed by the expectations of society. She doesn’t mention circumcision directly, but I can extrapolate that such mutilation would possibly be one of the harms that she wants to prevent.I hope you don’t feel like I’m trying to tell you that your mutilation is insignificant - it is very much not insignificant.I just want to point out that your vitriol towards someone who is trying to look out for your rights may be a bit misplaced.

klinfield:

zubat:

kasefacee:

butfirstbreakfast:

thewhoviantheatregeek:

DEAR EMMA WATSON

Where was MY right to decide what to do with my body? It wasn’t in the room where my parents paid a doctor to cut the skin off my penis when I was a mere minutes old!!

I bet your clit and vulva are still intact.

Tell me again how oppressed you are by this patriarchy?

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek

Please do not belittle female circumcision by comparing it to male circumcision.

Male circumcision is not done to oppress men or destroy their sexuality but for either religious or health reasons. Removing the foreskin does not prevent sex, or damage the penis. You were not genetically mutilated.

Female circumcision involves removing the clitoris, or the vulva, sometimes it involves cutting the inside of the vagina and sowing it shut so that it heals over. Sometimes all of the above. It is oppressive, it is always painful and often fatal, and is still practised in many countries around the world with the goal of oppressing women under extreme patriarchal regimes.

Emma Watson may not suffer from those regimes directly in the way you’re referring to, but she spoke very frankly about how she has had a very privileged life. She is using that privilege to stand up for those who are not as fortunate. 

Tell me again how you are helping by making it about you?

People like this are honestly so awful lmao.

GENETICALLY mutilated?  BWAhahahahaha!  Possibly physically mutilated; sure I’d agree (and it’s why I didn’t do it to my son).  It serves little purpose, besides a religious one (and it’s a religion we don’t belong to, so).  He’d do better to be an advocate for the anti-circumcision movement - maybe.  

Worst thing I’ve ever seen on television was a documentary of an 11-year old girl being circumcised with a pair of scissors while held down by her uncles. And then they dropped her on her feet, told her to go away and her grandmother slapped her for crying.  UTTERLY HORRIFYING. I (obviously) still remember it to this day.  

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek,

Yes, your GENITAL (not genetical) mutilation horrible. I agree.
I actually had this conversation with my partner about this and we both agreed that circumcision in general is a bad idea and while we want to be sensitive to other people’s faith, mutilation of a child’s body goes a bit far beyond what we can excuse due to respecting the practices of faith.


But could you please link me to a source which shows exactly where Emma Watson said she thinks circumcision isn’t important? I don’t recall her ever bringing the issue up. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but if it did, can you show me?

The UN speech we’re all talking about was about how both women AND men suffer under the patriarchy and how she strongly believes that things need to change so that both men and women are free from judgement due to gender norms and expected behaviours that harm everyone, not just women.

A large part of her speech was talking about how she wants to support men who are harmed by the expectations of society. She doesn’t mention circumcision directly, but I can extrapolate that such mutilation would possibly be one of the harms that she wants to prevent.

I hope you don’t feel like I’m trying to tell you that your mutilation is insignificant - it is very much not insignificant.
I just want to point out that your vitriol towards someone who is trying to look out for your rights may be a bit misplaced.

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ed-pool:

YAS!

HAPPY FRIDAY.

deadpool movie with Ryan Reynolds coming in 2016 btw

comics:

ed-pool:

YAS!

HAPPY FRIDAY.

deadpool movie with Ryan Reynolds coming in 2016 btw

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I thought this was a sort of romantic image, the two of them. We actually did it with real fire, but their hands were all gelled up and you could tell, so this was added in CGI and it looks beautiful. I thought it was a nice comment on their relationship. But what I basically told [Sarah and James] was: “Play the romance. Be proud of him. Love him when you say you love him. Love her when you say she doesn’t love you. Forget about the crumbling world. For that period of time, it doesn’t exist.” It’s a cinematic trick, but it’s a necessary emotional one. - Joss Whedon

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Dear Tumblr, here’s how I make Chocolate Chip Cookies - grams and centigrade version

Ingredients

  • 1 cup (125g) Plain Flour
  • 1/4 tsp Bicarbonate Soda
  • 60g Unsalted Butter (softened)
  • 1/3 cup (60g) brown sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 tsp vanilla essence
  • 3/4 cup (150g) choc chips (or more. probably more.)

Preheat Oven to 190C.
Line baking trays (2 average) with baking paper or spray it down with your favourite cooking oil.
You’ll need a large mixing bowl, a medium mixing bowl, a small glass or microwave safe bowl, a flour sifter, a 1 cup measure, a 1/3 cup measure, a 3/4 cup measure, a teaspoon measure, a kitchen scale, a whisk or beater and a wooden spoon.

Method

Sift flour and bicarb soda into the large mixing bowl. Stir gently with the wooden spoon to mix.

Put butter into a microwave safe bowl and soften in the microwave for 10 seconds at a time until you can poke it and it feels like whipped cream.

Put the butter in the medium bowl and add the sugar. Beat the mixture with the beater or whisk until it’s smooth and creamy. Dip your finger into the mixture and check for poison. You may need to repeat this step a few times, just in case.

Add the egg and vanilla essence to the butter-sugar mixture. Beat it all together till it looks gooey and evenly combined. You probably don’t want to eat this bit raw.

Pour the liquid mixture into the dry and stir until no more flour sticks to the side and there isn’t any lumps. Add the choc chips, switch to the wooden spoon and stir until evenly dispersed.

Grab a little less than a golfball sized amount and taste for poison. Get another handfull of about the same amount and roll it beteween your hands until it’s pretty much a sphere.

Squish it gently onto your prepared tray and repeat until you have maybe 10-15 evenly spaced on each tray.

There should be a couple of cm space between them so when they spread, you don’t end up with a monster cookie… unless you want that.

Put the finished trays in the oven for 12-15 minutes (check them at 12 and if they aren’t paper-bag brown, put them in for another 3) and make sure to take them out before they burn.

If you have a wire rack, flip them gently onto one, but you can also let them cool on a tea towel or paper towel or a plate. Try to use a spatula rather than your hands as you’ll probably get burnt fingers and crumbled cookies. Ain’t nobody got time for dat.

Nom some while they’re still warm and store the rest in a tin or sealable plastic container. Stash it somewhere you can guard from interlopers.

HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS IT SOMEHOW OK TO USE SOMEONE ELSE’S TOWEL TO MOP UP WATER FROM A LEAKY SHOWER?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT? HOW COULD ANY SANE, MENTALLY STABLE PERSON THINK THAT WAS OK AND THAT THE OWNER OF THE TOWEL WOULD NOT BE INCREDIBLY UPSET AND ANGRY THAT THEIR TOWEL IS NOW FILTHY, COLD AND WET.

I LITERALLY JUST WASHED IT YESTERDAY AND I WALK INTO THE BATHROOM TO FIND MY PROPERTY IS BEING USED TO MOP UP DIRTY SHOWER WATER WHEN THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BATHROOM MAT HANGING UP RIGHT NEXT TO IT? WHEN THERE ARE PAPER TOWELS IN THE KITCHEN, WHEN THERE ARE TEA TOWELS IN THE LINEN CUPBOARD? COULD THEY NOT HAVE AT LEAST ASKED FIRST, SO I COULD HAVE THE OPTION TO SAY “AWW FUCKING HELL NO”?

FUCKING ROOMMATE’S GIRLFRIEND MOOCHES OFF ROOMMATE, PAYS NO RENT OR BILLS WHATSOEVER, BREAKS BF AND MY PROPERTY, THEN HIDES IT AWAY IN A CUPBOARD WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, GOES INTO OUR ROOM WITHOUT PERMISSION TO BORROW A CANDLE WITHOUT PERMISSION, USES UP ALL THE INTERNET AND THEN ALL THE EXTRA INTERNET THAT BF WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO GET, DOESN’T PAY FOR INTERNET, GOES THROUGH ROOMMATE’S PHONE AND READS HIS TEXTS, THEN HAS THE GALL TO ASK ME TO NOT TELL ROOMMATE THAT SHE DID IT AND NOW SHE FUCKING THINKS SHE CAN USE MY TOWEL TO MOP UP HER DIRTY SHOWER WATER?

I AM THE ABSOLUTE MADDEST I HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.

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I love Labyrinth!  And David Bowie is so seductive as the Goblin King!